Some things are worth waiting for..

cuman beberapa hal yang gue tunggu kemunculannya..

video games:
- Assassin's Creed 3
- Call of Duty : Black Ops 2
- GTA 5
- FIFA Soccer 13
- Final Fantasy XIII Versus (Y U NO  Release soon?)
- Final Fantasy III on PSP
- Pro Evolution Soccer 2013
- Resident Evil 6

Movies 
- Captain America 2
- Iron Man 3
- Batman The Dark Knight Rises
- The Expendables 2
- Thor 2


De el el :
- dapet pacar... (-,-)>
- mutasi ke Palembang
- harga kaset PS3 turun
- Harga Suzuki SX4 turun 45%
- dapet tiket tur gratis ke stadion san siro bareng Ameri Ichinose
- konfirmasi tentang rumor Xbox 720
- bonus 8 x gaji
- naek gaji
- Indonesia Juara piala AFF
- Indonesia masuk piala dunia
- Justin Bieber ngaku kalo dia gay
- Avenged Sevenfold datang lagi ke Indonesia
- Guns n' Roses reuni formasi awal (bring back the original GnR!!!)

yah, semoga bukan sekedar lamunan gue doang.. amin.. :)

Kumpulan Fakta Chuck Norris

suka film action?

suka film bertema perang ? ada tembak2an? ledakan? trus berantem2nya?

nah sama dong, gue juga demen yang beginian, film action adalah film terfavorit gue setelah film jav, dan 3gp indonesia

kali ini gue pengen ngomongin soal legenda film action barat, Chuck Norris

dia ini terkenal melalui aksinya dalam film Missing in Action, Walker Texas Ranger, serta Enter The Dragon dimana dia berhadapan dengan Bruce Lee. denger2 sekarang dia lagi syuting film terbarunya The Expendables 2, bakal maen sama Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steven Seagal, Jason Statham, Jet Li, dan bintang2 film action terkenal lainnya. slurp. splendid abis..

ini nih penampakan orangnya..

pengen punya jenggot kayak gitu deh.. @_@

selain terkenal dengan aksi roundhouse kick (tendangan muter) nya di film2, dia juga dikenal melalui sekumpulan fakta, bukan fakta serius tentang kehidupannya, tapi jokes yang dibikin orang2 sana tentang dia..

and here they are.. (rata2 dalam bahasa inggris, yang menurut gue lucu bakal gue translate)

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. 

2. Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. (Chuck Norris tidak akan pernah terkena serangan jantung, karena jantungnya tidak cukup bodoh untuk menyerangnya ).

4. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. 

5. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with magnifying glass. At night ( Chuck Norris bisa membakar semut dengan kaca pembesar pada malam hari)

6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. 

7. A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him cured the man's blindness. Unfortunately, the first and last thing the man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris. 

8. When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris (saat boogeyman -semacam setan- mau tidur, dia ngecek kolongnya apakah ada Chuck Norris atau tidak) 

9. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

10. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. 

11. Some magicians walk on the water, Chuck Norris can swim through land  (beberapa pesulap bisa jalan di atas air, Chuck Norris bisa berenang nembus tanah). 

12. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. (Dulu Chuck Norris pernah mengencingi tangki bensin truck cuma untuk lelucon, Truck itu sekarang dikenal sebagai Optimus Prime )

13. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes 

14. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. 

16. They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors. (Mereka pernah menayangkan Walker Texas Ranger 3D. Dan penontonnya tidak ada yang selamat)    

17. Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. 

19. Chuck Norris wears sun glasses to protect the sun from his eyes. (Chuck Norris memakai kacamata item untuk melindungi matahari dari matanya)  

20. You have $5, Chuck Norris has $3. Chuck Norris has more money than you.